A dachshund is a greedy breed with a highly efficient nose for sniffing out low lying edibles…

Yes, the roller height on most mangles can be adjusted wide enough to take a whole onion. But onions are both round and layered, so when you squeeze one hard enough the middle can pop out, skitter across the cobbles of your bijou onion yard, and be snapped up by your dachshund. Many promising onion ciders turned into literal dog shit this year.
Five Mistakes Aspiring Onion Wringers Make
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Marsha Adams
✍ Posy Churchgate
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Dec 7, 2024
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A dachshund is a greedy breed with a highly efficient nose for sniffing out low lying edibles (&inedibles) so you’re spot on.
BUT Onions are poisonous to canines so this is a particularly BAD mistake to make! ☠️🤮
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